Bro listen.
This tee is unnecessarily funny and that’s exactly the point.
Big, dumb, zero-context energy with “67 DEEZ NUTS” slapped on it and topped off with FUCK 67 just to make sure nobody thinks too hard about it.
It’s the kind of t-shirt you wear when:
you’re out with the boys
you don’t care about explaining the joke
you want someone to ask “what does that even mean?”
Soft fabric, comfy fit, no try-hard graphics—just pure shitpost energy in cotton form. You throw this on and you’re instantly that guy. Either people laugh, or they get annoyed. Both are wins.
No meaning. No message.
Just vibes.
FUCK 67.
This gets made only after you order it.
Not sitting in a warehouse. Not mass-produced.
We make it fresh, ship it out, and move on with our lives.
Takes a little longer, but less stuff gets wasted.
Good for the planet. Bad for impulse buyers.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MildlyOffensive and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Apt 69
Nice City, CA 42069
United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
